Slow Children Playing (US - Tichondrius)

About Us

NP - 6/8M LoU - 8/8H 2/8M

We are a Mythic progression guild that aims to succeed in all forms of challenging content. Our roster consists of motivated and capable players who are competitive enough to push through difficulties while maintaining a fun and engaging atmosphere. While not currently a Cutting Edge guild, we pride ourselves on consistently pushing to the difficult "Final Wall" bosses in our first three seasons of progression. Our overall goal as a guild is maintaining consistent improvement both as individual players and as a raid collective. The humor and personalities inside the guild mean that you will be most at home here if you can appreciate crude remarks that trend toward the ridiculous and obscene. That being said, there is absolutely no tolerance for bigotry of any description. Sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia, and all the other -isms and -obias will result in your immediate removal.

What We Provide

Clear, consistent raid leadership with meticulous and thorough preparation for each boss
Raid environment that knows when it's okay to joke around and have fun and when it's time to dial-in and be serious
Raid Consumables (Pots, Flasks, Food, etc)
Active Mythic+ Players
Commitment to providing feedback and assistance to help raiders meet their full potential
Officers that are empathetic to the unique struggles of raiders as individuals and understanding to the demands of IRL responsibilities

What We Expect

High Rate of Attendance
A baseline enjoyment of raiding and playing the game in general
You are capable and committed to filling out your vault with Myth slots
Basic class and specialization knowledge including gathering new info as things change over a season
A level of personal resilience suited to a Mythic progression environment. Mistakes and failure are required, having a bad attitude is not.